>_< Star Spangled Scammer

O'Oh say CAN'T SHE SING. These are just two of the handful of other news headlines that I've already forgotten becasue some diva and 1/2 of a power couple (and may or may not be part of the illuminati) decided that she would take it easy on the presidential inauguration. So if you've been living under a rock and or have been dead the last week, you should probably consider adopting a new lifestyle - becasue hun it just ain't working for you.

The other guy I know who lives under a rock... not doing so well.

Also fun fact, Patrick Seastars address is 120 Conch Street. I know. Tell your friends. Get laid. Not in that order. So let's continue with the story...

My favorite niggarette flavored gum Beyonce (excuse me while I exclue that dumbshit accent - ain't nobody got time for dat) decided that she would go ahead and sing over a recorded track of our national anthem during Obama's second inauguration, January 21,2012 - Martin Lunther King Jr Day (totally the black illuminati). Apparently a lot of people aren't too happy with the decision and are pretty much chastizing her for doing the dirty deed. Now I'm not a journalist. I'm not going to go research and find some quote from the New York Times, USA Today, Playboy, or some other respected news media so just go with me when I tell you that people aren't happy. Also it should be mentioned that Kelly Clarkson or first American Idol victor did a rendition of American the Beautiful WITHOUT lip-synching it. She killed it. It was awesome, she's not getting any crap from any of this... just a whole lot of well deserved praise.

Keep flyin high girl. Mile high. Club. Mile high club. Please have sex with me.

So here's the skinny (which often at times is NOT Kelly Clarkson)... it's a cold day in Washington DC. I'm a multiplatinum CD selling, baby making, all star diva and I know I've been invited and asked to perform our nations anthem for our equally tan President on his inauguration day. I haven't had much time to practice with the band, I know my voice is gonna go outside in the cold, and let's just face it I don't have time for it. So, I do the next logical thing (and this is the detail everyone seems to be skipping) - I'm going to record MYSELF singing the national anthem and sing over it, just so I can eliminate the possibility of any error. Good job, me. Let's make another billion for the baby. Blue Ivy? Is that her name? Screw it, I'm rich.

Good story. I like the part where everyone makes her out to be some lazy, anti-american, she devil becasue she didn't have the gaul like Kelly Clarkson to potentially ruin our nations anthem on live television in front of millions of people. Woo. That Beyonce is a jerk. What? She isn't? Becasue it seems to me that she did the right thing, and she freaking sang the song herself anyway in a more controlled, not voice tearing environment. I don't see what the problem is. I think it was just a slow news day and since no one died from a shooting, people are gonna take the attention to anyone they want. We as Americans - no as people - have this undying desire to pin point every flaw on anyone we revere. So that we can prove to everyone else (but really just ourselves) that they are just as human as we are and sometimes we do what's best for ourselves. At least with this example she might have actually thought about us and decided to give us great quality singing by sacrificing a star studded performance. This wasn't a concert people - this was an inauguration - did you think she would be pacing left and right on stage? She wasn't here to entertain us, she was here to welcome Obama for whatever shit he does and to honor our fine (but broken and corrupt) nation with a played out anthem so we - as "proud Americans" - can feel better about ourselves as we carry out the American dream.

Think about what would happen if she actually sang it live and missed a couple notes or her voice craked? Imagine the slander there. She was in a lose-lose situation from te get go. The media is hungry for that kind of crap. They'll twist the story anyway they want to and they'll spoon feed it to our mouths and we will accept is as fact. I believe either way she probably did the right thing. Hands down.

And anyone who cares about the shenanigans that Beyonce pulled are probably in line waiting to get their genitals nipped by Washingon's wooden teeth. Wake the hell up, America, you're not that great.

His bark was worse than his bite.

ZING!

>_< THE RESULTS

So unless you're living under a rock, you've probably already checked to see who won the election. I'd like to remind everyone that I still don't really know what I'm talking about in terms of politics or anything, so if I get anything wrong (and I probably will) please feel free to POLITELY educate me. I don't really think I'll go down into the nitty-gritty, I just wanted to express my opinion on the results. DISCLAIMER: I don't really affiliate with any political party. I don't know the issues, the people behind the issues, etc. I neither hate nor like obama, and same goes with romney. I don't even care to capitalize their names. I will from now on though. Promise.

So when you google election results, you're greeted with news stating Obama was re-elected and then you take a scan at the numbers. 50% to 48%. (Yes I know it's 98%... I think something happened in Florida... something always happens in Florida)

What a dick.

I'm all for majority rules and stuff, but when choosing the leader of our country... I think it should probably be a little more one-sided than 50:48, don't you? I know it goes without saying, but if you had 100 people in a room, 50 would want Obama, and 48 would want Romney. I guess I'll be part of the leftovers. If you upscale that number to USA size... we're talking a pretty undecided country here. I know there's a lot of number crunching involved, about which states have more electoral votes, if each voted is weighted differently based on population... a lot of stuff a normal person doesn't have time for. I'm just looking at it from the surface, 50 to 48. It just doesn't do it for me for some reason. I hope I'm not the only one who thinks so. Even worse, when you look at the breakdown by state, Obama took 25 states to Romneys 24. And Florida was grey becasue it's a little bitch.

Thanks to some fine print in the rules that basically gives more "pull" towards more populous or whatever states then Obama was able to win. So where does that really leave America? With a leader that technically only kinda half wants him there. At least that's the way I see it.

Again, I'm neither pro or anti Obama. I want a President who can impact my life. Maybe I'm still too young to understand, but I don't think my life would change 4 years ago with McCain, nor do I think it will change 4 years from now with anyone else. I'm still going to pay my taxes, fill up my gas tank, go to work, raise a family and do what I can to get by. Sure I'll complain about how high gas is, how much is getting taken away from my paycheck... but what is there that I can do? I can't run up to Obama, slap him in the face and demand lower gas prices.

Who could argue with that face?

America surely is the land of the free, but the most important group of people lack a voice. The voice comes from a rep who has already been jaded with his power. Like I said previously, ultimately it doesn't freaking matter. No one normal working-man voice is going to change anything. Suck it up and move on with your life.