>_< Things I'm Too Pussy to Say Vol. 1

New series. Short format. But it'll give some substance to this dying blog becasue I'm too lazy to rant about bigger things. I come across some ridiculous things on social media (mostly facebook) but I'm too pussy to write my own comment to rebuttal in fear of sounding like an idiot or too pussy to deal with the retaliation that could potentially be thrown back at me. So I'm gonna do the passive aggressive thing and show them here.

Reply: Because it is our right as AMERICANS to CHOOSE NOT to stand for our NATIONAL ANTHEM. Just like it's your RIGHT to BE an OVERSENSITIVE PRICK ABOUT IT, but that's cool you do you. Also your caps lock or shift key is broken. Bitch.

Reply: Unless you wanna store all the money you have under your bed, it's the least you can do for having them hold your money with the means of accessing said money via shitty plastic card/chip hybrid. But yea I agree that those fees suck.

Comment: How the HELL can you tell if he got yo nose and daddy's lips? Kinda bullshit is that? Telling this baby it's gonna be an athlete like shit the kid ain't even living his life yet and you're living it for him! Fuck is wrong with all of you.

ta ta kids