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| Fight me, son. |
You freaking kids ruined Dave and Busters. Back when I was in college, there was some kind of age limit to be able to go into Dave and Busters, and it pissed me off. There was legit one time when a group of friends and I weren't allowed in because a) we were too young, and b) we didn't have anyone over the age of 25 with us. And you know what? Looking back - even though it pissed me off at the time - it was definitely the right move. That Dave and Busters must have been so peaceful. Filled with somewhat controlled adults, and if there WERE kids in there - they'd at least be chaperoned by an adult as well. Point is, BACK IN MY DAY Dave and Busters were age restricted.
There's talk of some D&Bs being restricted to 17+ after 5pm and then 21+ after 10pm or something like that. Let's do that. Let's do that for every site. That's reasonable. I'm so down for that. Did I mention I approve of this?
The whole reason I'm even talking about this is because later this month, there's going to be a new D&B opening up by my area. Which is fantastic, because the only other 2 were in NY and were kind of a pain to get to. Anyway, as convenient a location this is (it's going to make a ton of money for sure), I'm really not looking forward to going in there for about a year or 2. Why?
SECOND WARNING: I'm about to get a little racist.
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| Fight me, son |
There is uhm... hmm.. a specific demographic in my area that tend to have... hmm... larger than average families and hmm... don't smell good. Take that anyway you want. If you thought of a specific race when you read those words then LOOK WHO'S THE RACIST NOW. BOOM. Roasted. Like the Jews. Moving on.
It's gonna be a shit show in that new D&B. I think it's because they've been a little less strict on the age of people that can come in nowadays. The past few times I've been in a D&B recently, it just seemed like kids running around everywhere. Which is fine if it's like... 20 or less throughout the whole building but I SWEAR they're freaking everywhere now. What happened to Chuck E. Cheeses? You know? CHARLES ENTERTAINMENT CHEESE?! Why aren't you kids taking your gross hands and mildly pooped pants in there? Seriously, you've effectively RUINED D&B for us adults who want to be kids in a place where adults can be kids. Mr Cheese's establishment literally states "WHERE A KID CAN BE A KID" SO BE A FREAKING KID THERE! I don't need to embarrass myself in front of other kids - they're much more brutal than other half to fully drunk adults. And you know what else?! They're WAY better at the reaction games because they're fucking little kids and they're gonna start taking all the jackpot tickets - you little shits. I'm getting really worked up here. Point is, you've ruined it for us, kids. Because you didn't want to give Mr. Cheese the time or your money - he's starting to go under and D&B is starting to take over and open it's doors to you punk ass bitches.
I say all the adults should invade my man Chucks house and turn that into the new adult place. The food is cheaper (dat pizza doe), they'll have to upgrade the jungle gym to more adult size ones (can you fucking imagine?!), and we can hang out with the creepy old Chuck instead of that new kid friendly Chuck. I mean I know the guy means well, but nostalgia is in - and it'll totally win.
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| Exactly like how I remembered it. |
I think this should be a thing that should happen. Now, my power and reach on the internet isn't that great, but if by some miracle this get's out, let's get all our 21+ friends and head over to Chuck's place and blow all our money there. Let's get tipsy, let's get weird. Cuz birdie has been eye-in me all day and I'm looking to fly like an eagle baby, into the future.
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| Ba-cock. Know what I'm sayin? |
