What I'm talking about here is something that's been irking me more recently because I accidentally (though lightly) exploded because I wasn't able to keep my composure, which I usually feel like I'm really good at.
Don't hit me. Like seriously. I know a few people who just friggin love to mimic like they're boxing me, put their fists up and give the good 'ol 1-2 punch either on the arms or even around my kidneys. Like fuck you, don't do it. I mean, you're free to do whatever you want, I suppose, but if you're going to continue with your silly little boxing games please do 1 of 2 things:
1) Don't actually hit me.
and if you REALLY can't control your caveman cravings...
2) Don't hit me, hard. Like not hard to YOU (cuz relatively speaking you wit your big 'ol man muscles might think it's just a tap), but like hard... at all. I'm talking like a feathery light ass touch. I'm talking like that light touch when you first grab a fine ass booty for the first time and you're just letting the contours glide all over the palm of your hand. I'm talking the first time you gotta put a catheter in. I'm talking when you about to hit a dog and it gives that scared looking face and instead of hitting them your just give 'em a nice little pat.
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| Thanks for understanding, bro |
Like seriously bro this isn't a hard concept to understand. I get the whole "guys just wanna hit something all the time" but like, I didn't do anything to you. And I get it, you're just being a chill dude, you don't think anything of it, but just know that it bothers the living fuck outta me. I may have said it in an earlier post, but I don't really like to fight - I'm not big on hitting people or putting myself in a situation where I could get hit (which is ironic because I'm an asshole but oddly nice about it, maybe). I'm not sure really what it is, probably stems from hitting my sis when I was growing up and always getting in trouble for it. Nowadays it might just stem from knowing that I don't really think I'm all that strong... last thing I need is a reminder of that.
And is it weird that I feel like it's only done to me? We have a lot of mutual friends, but why do I feel like people always wanna hit me? Do I deserve it? Are you just passively aggressively giving me a couple body shots because you ACTUALLY wanna beat the living crap outta me? Communication is key here. I'm so confused.
I know that I'm basically talking to no one, but does anybody agree with me? Or am I being a little bitch?
ta ta kids
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